happyness

Adult: You can be anything you want when you grow up
Adult: but not gay
Adult: or transgender 
Adult: or a high school drop out
Adult: or a single parent
Adult: or a teen parent 
Adult: or an actor 
Adult: or an artist
Adult: or a musician 
Adult: or unemployed 
Adult: and you must marry someone
Adult: and you must have kids
Adult: and save money 
Adult: and conform to society
Adult: and do this and do that
Adult: but when you grow up you can be whatever you want

dis

phaedrus-breathes:

every year

taylorswift:

rainbowveins00:
superaunaturelle:
It’s over
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
I KNEW IT

piercingsandink:

straight-as-a-curly-fry:
i-cant-believe-its-no-homo:
princeowl:
teabrittle:
princeowl:
why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist
yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter”
what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady
how on earth do you possibly fuck up that bad
Laughed so hard I got a stomach cramp

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

mrscreepshow:

Beanie weather #Jobie #sphynx #hairless #cat #wrinkles #wrinkleking #beanie #weather

College kids are the absolute last people you want to mug. They’re in peak physical condition, they have no money, and most of them have such a twisted view on the value of life they would rather you shoot them than give you the $4.37 in change at the bottom of their book bag.

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—	- ztejas (via oceansofbliss) THIS IS SO TRUE OH MY GOD I LITERALLY SAY THIS SHIT A LOT (via p3n1s)

4gifs:

Dammit, Jack. [video]

lovethyhippie:

sxshaj:
prettyboyshyflizzy:
capricorn-onthe-cob:
coolator:
the turkey swiss on rye incident
aha, the full post. get back on my blog.
0-100 then 100-0 real quick
Cried laughing
daaaamn